Salma's heaven-sent Dogma role
by Salma Hayek
It's a comic fantasy-horror directed by Kevin Smith, who
made Clerks and Mallrats. I'm a muse who's fed up
because she inspired all the great brains of the world -
Shakespeare, Mozart, etc - and was never given credit for
it. So she asks God's permission to come to Earth to find
her own fame and fortune as a writer, but she gets writer's
block and ends up doing some holy celestial mission to
save the world. Of course, I'm definitely not the missionary
type, but she is a fantastic character. And she's got boobs.
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon
are two renegade fallen angels
trying to get back into paradise
and stumble on a perfect
return-to-paradise plan. Alan
Rickman is a heaven-sent
messenger called Metatron
who doesn't have any "parts" -
he's sexless. He serves as the
voice of God and has to make
a challenging visit to Earth
when humanity is threatened.
Chris Rock is a disgruntled
ancient apostle called Rufus,
Jason Lee is a demon called
Azrael and the heroine is the Catholic Bethany, played by
Linda Fiorentino, who feels her prayers haven't been
answered. This all happens, would you believe, in New
Jersey.
Dogma is not a regular kind of movie. It's very modern
and Kevin, who also wrote it, is probably one of the most
important voices of his generation. It's a very interesting
farce. It caused a lot of controversy when it opened in the
States. I think maybe Americans are too prudish - wait till
it opens in Mexico, where I come from! Really, it's very
pro-God and it has a great sense of humanity, but it
doesn't applaud religion very much. But hey, let's have a
sense of humour.
It's a comic fantasy-horror directed by Kevin Smith, who
made Clerks and Mallrats. I'm a muse who's fed up
because she inspired all the great brains of the world -
Shakespeare, Mozart, etc - and was never given credit for
it. So she asks God's permission to come to Earth to find
her own fame and fortune as a writer, but she gets writer's
block and ends up doing some holy celestial mission to
save the world. Of course, I'm definitely not the missionary
type, but she is a fantastic character. And she's got boobs.
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon
are two renegade fallen angels
trying to get back into paradise
and stumble on a perfect
return-to-paradise plan. Alan
Rickman is a heaven-sent
messenger called Metatron
who doesn't have any "parts" -
he's sexless. He serves as the
voice of God and has to make
a challenging visit to Earth
when humanity is threatened.
Chris Rock is a disgruntled
ancient apostle called Rufus,
Jason Lee is a demon called
Azrael and the heroine is the Catholic Bethany, played by
Linda Fiorentino, who feels her prayers haven't been
answered. This all happens, would you believe, in New
Jersey.
Dogma is not a regular kind of movie. It's very modern
and Kevin, who also wrote it, is probably one of the most
important voices of his generation. It's a very interesting
farce. It caused a lot of controversy when it opened in the
States. I think maybe Americans are too prudish - wait till
it opens in Mexico, where I come from! Really, it's very
pro-God and it has a great sense of humanity, but it
doesn't applaud religion very much. But hey, let's have a
sense of humour.
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